So You Wanna Summon A Demon?

This isn't an instructional manual, I'm not actually going to tell you a summoning name (Though Lascivious might). This is a book about my life, the stuff I have been through, the things I have summoned, a testament to just how much alcohol I can consume, and all the things I intend to call into the world or have called into the world.My name is Rodney, I can see demons, and angels. And I summon them to help me out, I'm a registered Private Investigator, drunkard, and (mostly) decent person wrapped into one. This book is the story about the first case I took that almost got me killed, and also, probably almost ended the world.

Note From The Author:Well, that's it. I still intend to write more stories with Rodney and his crew, but I am just happy to have a finished story. My pacing needs work, and my prose is clunky in a lot of places, but those can be ironed out later. I still intent to spruce this up and get it edited into something worthy of publishing, but I will leave this version here regardless, in all its roughness.Thank every last one of you for reading. It is the only reason I have kept going through with this project, seeing all those numbers of all those people that have even done me the service of taking a glance at it, its truly awesome. I hope you enjoy the work I have done. Farewell for now.