Description

Alexander Greenwood thought his worst day was getting mugged in a dark alley. He was wrong.

Kidnapped by a gorgeous but absolutely insane vampire named Ivanoska Sokolova, Alexander is dragged into a world of blood debts, ancient mansions, and dysfunctional vampire families with enough baggage to sink a cruise ship. Now he's the "birthday gift" to a spoiled vampire princess with a temper—and muscles—to match.

Armed with nothing but sarcasm, fear-induced adrenaline, and questionable luck, Alexander—now called Eight—must figure out how to survive in a house where the food chain has very sharp teeth... and he’s stuck at the bottom.At least until the power structure of the supernatural world starts to shift.

Warning:This story contains dark humor, mild horror elements, inappropriate jokes at the worst possible moments, and vampires that treat personal space like a myth.

If you enjoy chaotic protagonists, gorgeous monsters, and a plot as unpredictable as a drunk bat, welcome aboard.