The Lich's Lair
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Description
Welcome to the LICH'S LAIR, an action-packed hack and slash like you've NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE! Take on the role of the brave hero [ENTER CHARACTER NAME HERE] and make your way through endless hours of procedurally-generated, highly replayable content! A flexible class system and fluid, fun combat make this one adventure you won't soon forget. But combat's not everything - we've got systems galore! You want to date hot companions? You want multiplayer? We got it! You want to date a monster? You do, don't you, you sick freak. You can do that too! You want crafting systems? We've got so many potions and so much craftable equipment that it will make you absolutely sick, you complete toxic waste dump of a human being. Guided by the helpful fairy Annabelle, [ENTER WORTHLESS NOTHING'S NAME HERE] will make his way through countless rooms of THE LICH'S LAIR to win his freedom. Just stop crying. Stop crying and screaming for two seconds. God, you're so pathetic. You know what?THIS IS WHY YOU DESERVE THIS.
Author's note: This is something I'm doing purely for fun. I make no promises about update schedule or anything; I'm writing this pretty much completely on a whim. If you're familiar with my other work, this is something quite different.
Information
- Status
- Hiatus
- Year
- 2021
- Author
- CloverCloverClover
Royal Road Stats
- Rating
- 4.5/ 5.0
- Followers
- 18
- Views
- 2,794
Chapters(4 total)
- Inn room 1-HJUHD: Oh, why does the Hero have to be so popular with women?Oct 17, 2021
- Room 1-DDJBKKY: He made killing goblins look easy! No wonder he's the Hero.Oct 16, 2021
- Room 1: Well, at least he's listening to me now!Oct 13, 2021
- Starting Room: This is what the Hero's like? How strange.Oct 12, 2021
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Community Reviews(1)
- awsomekevin12Royal Road★★★★★ 5.0Cannot believe just how good this writer is. First wander west which was a slick as fuck grimdark fantasy then this comedic smutfic, like this person must be a writer writer. I honestly don't know why this person is up there with some greats. And why this story is rated 4 stars with zero reviews.
Style: Hilarious, the blue screens have character to it, conversations feel like real conversations. Idk what it is about some of the emphasis but it actually makes me chuckle out loud. There isn't skim reading this because details are actually there and they matter, not bland shit adjectives tacked on top.
Grammar: No mistakes so far, very good punctuation though.
Story: Nice premise, like an adult version of what an isekai into VR should be. Already moving faster then stories with 5x the length but the pacing feels fine.
Character: Starts out as a nameless mc basically, but the slutty fairy really splashes things up. And its a well written slutty fairy so far. Everything related to the dungeon is perverted, even the innkeeper. The damage boxes even add character, like how the MC is brutally violating a family full of goblins, how he has to butcher the wife while she's begging on her knees, how he beats the crying child to death in front of the father, and how he burns their home filled with baby daughters inside.
Tl:Dr Versatile writer mogs a category of fics. Equivlent of a person running a marathon, then benching 4 plates, then become a pro cs go player.