The Errant Scribe [Dark Comedy, Strategy, Sci-Fi Fantasy]
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The universe is governed by the Scriptorium, an institution outside time and space entrusted with the power to write new worlds into existence and to edit what doesn't seem to be going as fated. Cassian Quilljack knows this because he used to be a scribe there. Then he got demoted to field editor, which is a glamorous title meaning “go fix reality somewhere horrible and try not to die.” His tool is red ink, the only thing that can rewrite existence quickly enough to matter. But red ink only comes from one place: space dragon blood. So, the Scriptorium does what any moral bureaucracy would do. It lures dragons out of their meteor den, lets cosmic radiation kill them, harvests the blood, and calls it “necessary.” Until the year the dragons stop coming out. Cassian gets sent. Because he’s expendable.He makes one edit. Because he’s Cassian.And the universe reacts the way it always does to bureaucracy: it completely breaks in the funniest possible way.Will he fix the mess he started? Chapters are paused until the editor finishes the book and I revise. (I'm currently writing book 2 of Shatterpoint.) _____________________________What to expect:-Cosmic bureaucracy-Space dragons-Portal hops, timeline weirdness, and causality rules that bite back-A smart, arrogant protagonist who keeps making everything worse-Comedy with teeth, plus occasional existential dread-Fast pacing and frequent cliffhangers ____________Who is this story for?If you enjoy smart protagonists, space, time-travel, multiple realities, or reading Douglas Adams’The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxyor Terry Pratchett’s playful writing style, this story is for you. Give it a try.
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- Status
- Ongoing
- Year
- 2026
- Author
- D.P. Gurbalov
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Chapters(26 total)
- Chapter 1: Hic Sunt Dracones0Jan 8, 2026
- Chapter 2: Say 'No' to Paper House0Jan 8, 2026
- Chapter 3: Are Those... Dragons?0Jan 10, 2026
- Chapter 4: The Wisdom in Stupidity0Jan 11, 2026
- Chapter 5: Here to Save the Universe0Jan 11, 2026
- Chapter 6: The Secret0Jan 14, 2026
- Chapter 7: The Grand Architect0Jan 15, 2026
- Chapter 8: The Big Reveal0Jan 16, 2026
- Chapter 9: Fireplace Conversations0Jan 17, 2026
- Chapter 10: The Temple Where it all Started0Jan 18, 2026
- Chapter 11: How to tell if Someone is Lying?0Jan 19, 2026
- Chapter 12: Is This my Reality?0Jan 20, 2026
- Chapter 13: May I see Your Identification?0Jan 21, 2026
- Chapter 14: The Oathbreaker0Jan 22, 2026
- Chapter 15: A Draft Dimension0Jan 23, 2026
- Chapter 16: Base Reality0Jan 24, 2026
- Chapter 17: A bad Liar0Jan 25, 2026
- Chapter 18: Quilljack, Quilljack0Jan 26, 2026
- Chapter 19: Cassandra Quilljack0Jan 27, 2026
- Chapter 20: We Dragons Share Consciousness0Jan 28, 2026
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