Note to Self: Don't Sass The God Of Reincarnation During Isekai Character Creation

I always knew my big mouth would get me into trouble one day during life. I just didn't think it would end up happening in the afterlife as well. Sure, Kevin, let's sass the person who is going to determine if you end up in Hell or not, let's also make a bet with on with your literal soul on the line, what could gopossiblywrong? Turns out, quite a fucking lot.

Which is why, to make a long story short, I ended up as a microbe in the most fucked up game of Spore to ever be conceived of.

[Swim LV Up: 2]

Oh... Cool, that only took 3 days. Or was it 4? 5? So hard to tell the time when you don't have actual eyes. This is going to be a pain in his nonexistent ass, isn't it?