A fiction of a writer's writing.

Have you ever gone and thought "Hey, I'd like to keep up with the writing progress and thoughts of a nobody on the internet." No? Well, I hope you do, because that's what this is about!

What to expect:

- The occasional short story, short poetry, and short jokes! Anything short! (O-okay, umh by "Anything" I mean MOST things...for uh... legal reasons.)

- Lyrics that I wrote that I like...no music though.

- Updates on my totally gonna get 1 bijillion view's fantasy story! [For real guys! Tis so cooool ;)]

- More about me! Like did you know I like writing? I know, such a weird thing for a writer to like! (Insert laugh track.)

- Watermelon pics? (Idk, it just sounds right you feel me?)

And more!!

Unfortunately (Or fortunately in some cases), we can not in fact do 'Everything' Sooo...

What NOT to expect:

- A traditional story

- A LitRPG system (Unless you count views and followers, if that's the case then those numbers should go up and up!)

- Consistent chapter lengths

- A 6 feet author. Sorry ladies...and gentlemen. In that category, I end up falling short. (See? I told you we'd have short jokes.)

And more of everything I will not in fact be doing!