The Snot-Fueled Loop

A city on the brink. A love lost to time.A nose full of boogers.Bogran is bound to a fractured reality, reliving time in a desperate search for a lost love. Each loop brings him closer to the truth, yet deeper into a conspiracy that threatens to unravel the very fabric of New Firenze. But with each repetition, a peculiar affliction grows–a burgeoning constellation of nasal obstructions, a physical manifestation of the fractured timeline itself.

Hunted by assassins and challenged by celestial powers, he must confront not only his personal demons but also a looming darkness poised to consume all he holds dear. His quest is not merely a search for a lost love, but a desperate race against time to save a city teetering on the precipice of oblivion, all while battling a growing, and increasingly problematic, nasal crisis. Prepare for an epic saga of magic, sacrifice, and a hero’s struggle against a destiny far greater–and far more congested–than himself.

Substantial use of language models was made writing this story, with an eye towards writing in the zany episodic style seen in some of Royal Road's most popular time loop fiction.

Updates afternoons 4 days a week, Monday-Thursday, until the story ends or the language models go insane.

I made this after a character in my weekly serialThe Lives of VelninChapter 15made a joke about this story, and I realized it was too ridiculously awesome not to make real.