The Extraordinary Adventures of Phil Jones

Phil's Extraordinary Adventures are a comedic parody/lampoon of a Very Famous (all caps) science fiction television series.

The galaxy-devouring Voravians are at the door, and humanity’s last hope isn't a chiseled super-soldier. It’s Phil Jones, a middle-aged slob chosen by a sentient pink glove.

His only skills involve video games and pizza demolition. Now, he has to stumble across the cosmos, infuriating allies and enemies alike, and somehow save everyone by accident. This is the story of the wrong man, in the wrong place, at the worst possible time.

Or is it all just happening in an increasingly nonsensical simulation? What a twist!

Disclaimer: this series is being continued artificially from an original duology, before being edited by a very confused and heavily-caffeinated human with questionable humour.