Description

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with E++++++++ grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality.

One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully.

Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!)

Rating:MA 15+ Mature Audiences

• Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously.

• All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated.

• The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨

• Read and you won't regret*

*Disclaimer: 50% probability.

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Reviews so far

"Absolutely terrifying."- Reader who was left traumatised

"nightskynear is a monster. Do not recommend."- Shocked reader, upon reading Chapter 18 of Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob.

"I was just catching the train and minding my own business when nightskynear came up to me and forced me at water-gunpoint to read his stupid webnovel, and now every waking moment, I can't stop reading it!!! Don't support him!" - Upset commuter

"Don't believe those guys, nightskynear is cool. we cool... we cool now, right? uh, can you put the rubber knife away now?!"- Guy who says nightskynear is cool

"*Sigh*, okay... 'nightskynear is a very good writer'. ok i said it. now eat your greens!" - nightskynear's mom

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Welcoming all feedback, my main goal is just to write more, to get enough motivation and routine to actually finish the novel regardless and to have fun, which is definitely better and more possible with your help, so I hope you enjoy it ✨