Howard Be Thy Name
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Howard, once a used car salesman, has now found himself, through absolutely no fault of his own, trapped in a world of ridiculous magic and aggressively overused tropes. Not a chosen one of any kind and barely a main character Howard must navigate cliches, sports betting and sentient cars?
Howard be Thy name is a satirical dive into Fantasy, Lit RPG, Isekai and whatever other dumb tropes that can be squished in. What you can expect is stupid jokes, pop culture references and a total disregard for logic and emotional maturity.
My upload schedule is whenever I finish the next chapter, a slow process I aim for once a month but that's a very optimistic number at the moment.
(Interim/initial cover created using Canva. I'm barely a writer and not even close to graphic designer)
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- Status
- Ongoing
- Year
- 2025
- Author
- Uninspired
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- 4.7/ 5.0
- Followers
- 14
- Views
- 3,180
Chapters(15 total)
- Chapter 13 : He’ll be goin down the mountain when he comesApr 7, 2026
- Chapter twelve: And he’s buying an elevator to heavenDec 10, 2025
- Chapter 11: A Relcome ChangeJun 11, 2025
- Teaser - Chapter 11Jun 4, 2025
- Chapter Ten: This Chapter Sponsored by EldrichOdds ™May 21, 2025
- Chapter 9 : A tale of two fords/Rule 4 No ethnic cleansingMay 7, 2025
- Chapter eight: One Wish Two Wish Red Wish Blue Wish.Apr 23, 2025
- Chapter 7- Luck of the Irish?Apr 9, 2025
- Chapter six- The Real Treasure was the wisdom we learned along the way HowardMar 12, 2025
- Chapter 5: It goes in the Square HoleFeb 26, 2025
- Chapter four: Sooooome-where behind the waterfallFeb 12, 2025
- Chapter 3: Interdimensional Slip N’ Slides and Their ConsequencesJan 29, 2025
- Chapter two: Death of a salesman?Jan 15, 2025
- Chapter 1: A Train, An Old Lady, and a Pink PT CruiserJan 2, 2025
- PrologueJan 2, 2025
What readers say about Howard Be Thy Name
“Howard be thy name is a funny satirical take on litRPG. I don't like reading but this was fun to read. The jokes are funny and the references to memes made me laugh. I love how the author doesn't take themselves too seriously and is just writing something f…”
DingusMcDingusFaceRoyal Road5.0 / 5“Reading, "Howard Be Thy Name" is an experience like no other. In a genre that often takes itself too seriously, HBTN's casual nature and "everything but kitchen sink" style humor are a dangerous match. It got a few genuine chuckles, and even more full on la…”
UberDingusRoyal Road5.0 / 5
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Community Reviews(3)
- DingusMcDingusFaceRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0Howard be thy name is a funny satirical take on litRPG. I don't like reading but this was fun to read. The jokes are funny and the references to memes made me laugh. I love how the author doesn't take themselves too seriously and is just writing something fun to read. Overall HBTN is a funny read. 10/10 would recommend. HBTN slays (literally?? 😱)
- UberDingusRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0Reading, "Howard Be Thy Name" is an experience like no other. In a genre that often takes itself too seriously, HBTN's casual nature and "everything but kitchen sink" style humor are a dangerous match. It got a few genuine chuckles, and even more full on laughs, out of me. I'm looking forward to see HBTN expand, both is scope and the amount of chapters.
- SmypRoyal Road★★★★ 4.0For a first attempt, this is way better than my attempt. I'm looking forward to seeing more of Howard. I wish you had fleshed out his character more before moving him with the classic Isikei trope of an object hitting him in the "face". I am also wondering about the magic system and if you will flesh it out later.
Grammer: Grammatically it looks decent so good editing I have read way too many stories where the author had to re-write everything at a later point because their grasp of the language was weak when they started.
Character: it is too early for an understanding of Howard's character as I said earlier you moved it along before we can get to know him. We have a simplistic idea of who he is at the end of the first chapter and he seems like a decent guy so kudos to Howard.
story: the story idea isn't a new one which is fine as it is hard to come up with new ideas. It is what happens within the story that matters more in my opinion. You have a good base to make a good world inside your story.
Good luck with grad school.
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