Escaping Eidolon

You know, I’ve always hated it when people start out a story with blazing action that you can barely keep up with, or a sad tale about how life has wronged them in many ways and this is how they break the mold. Yeah, none of that fits me. I was just a normal guy working as an office drudge that accidentally became a hero.

And a criminal…

A pirate…

Also a warrior…

Oh, and let’s not forget the stint as a king, that was fun.

I’m losing my train of thought here, anywho; this is a story of how this average Joe somehow tripped his way into an epic journey across the stars.