Alpha Cultivation
Self-Published
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Description
I am Titan Maximus Chadman, the seventh head of Alpha Cultivation sect. I practice the Dao of Chadness and cultivate Big D energy. To grow my powers, I must be alpha in every situation.
Now that foreign cultivators have taken over Earth, I may be modern civilization’s only hope.
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Discord linkBeware!-Deadpan satire-Epic battles-Wholesome manliness
Information
- Status
- Ongoing
- Year
- 2021
- Author
- Sunny Sain
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- Rating
- 4.7/ 5.0
- Followers
- 1,339
- Views
- 116,751
Chapters(5 total)
What readers say about Alpha Cultivation
“I didnt read all of it, bit for the first chapters i read, they were absolutly worth it, they made me laugh so hard, and i suggest you read it for yourself. End of review 50 words long damn "Time in xianxia is truly the most useless thing" "Long live the ki…”
NinteeenRoyal Road5.0 / 5“One of the most underrated stories on this site. The premise is a meme, but manages to have complex 3 dimensional characters. Manages to bring something new in each arc. Surprinsingly, the setting is much more self consistent than the stories it parodies. E…”
CrazyknightRoyal Road5.0 / 5
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Community Reviews(10)
- NinteeenRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0I didnt read all of it, bit for the first chapters i read, they were absolutly worth it, they made me laugh so hard, and i suggest you read it for yourself.
End of review
50 words long damn
"Time in xianxia is truly the most useless thing"
"Long live the king"
" is this enough words already? "
Being chad is amazing, being chad is cool . - CrazyknightRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0One of the most underrated stories on this site.
The premise is a meme, but manages to have complex 3 dimensional characters. Manages to bring something new in each arc. Surprinsingly, the setting is much more self consistent than the stories it parodies.
Eager to see how far this will go. - BMan28yyeRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0This is one of the most hilarious novels I've ever read. Taking aside the humor, the characters and their development, the story, and the imagery put this above most other works. One Chad sorrounded by pretentious cultivators and his goal to save the Earth. It's perfect in all aspects really, but for me, it was the giddy feeling when ready that made me go, "Hell yeah brother-man, beat his a**". I love it and hope that future readers will too.
- Author-kun-desRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0I read this entire story in one sitting while listening to Two Steps From Hell music. Words cannot describe the giddy excitement I had at each bladed meme and little jab at my grey matter. I laughed, and I laughed a lot.
It was like seeing old friends come back to life again, Arthas, the scent of Kalimdor, and even a heelish senator and MORE are wonderfully woven in a tapestry of lulz and dripping with gigachad energy.
I had long wondered how an invincible memey character should be properly portrayed, and you have lit up the path for me. It turns out that the proper way to continue that road is to stick to the path you are on! Never waver in your convictions, and believe in Titan who believes in you and believes in himself who believes in you!
The answer wasn't less memes all along, it was MORE! I salute the audacity and wide breadth of memes that I would never have thought to combine together.
There are some parts that I definitely didn't understand. Like why does "Guh" come up so often? Is it a reference to an evil pink haired woman? Qiqi wakarimasen, but it shouldn't impede your reading, new reader.
I understood the core of this story, and enjoyed it more than most, possibly, and even if (you), potential new reader, only understood half the memetic tapestry within, you can still enjoy it for what it is: a comedy about a man who wants to do right by himself and the people around him.
I don't walk the same path as Titan, I am more a meme magickian interested in lulz. Even so I greatly respect this work, a must-read for anyone who is on the interwebs for any amount of time! - Fionn FoxgloveRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0Beautiful, absolutely gorgeous, and surprisingly deep.
When I started reading this story, I'll admit that my expectations were low, but even before the midpoint of the first chapter I was blown away by how funny this story is. The as I kept going it started to get me right in the heart, and snuck beautiful scenes right under my nose.
A true, chadly, expert's work of art. I can't wait for more, Mr. Author. - Just4jestRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0Wow, this is phenomenal, I'm not sure how much longer the author can keep the story engaging while continuing on with all the memes and parody. I feel like most parody stories eventually fizzle after running too long, but I am definitely going to enjy the ride while it lasts.
- KentrumRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0Easily the best xianxia parody I have ever read. But the best part is, that when the novelty of the novel leaves you, there's still a solid story underneath.
The story starts with a bang as aliens extinguish what makes us, us. Watch as the man sets out to save whoever he can and return the fire of hope to humanity. Filled with profound characters and with wit sharper than a Chad's jawline, it promises a thrilling ride to all it's readers. - MasterMRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0Pure awesomeness, with each scene portraying different emotions, love, action, motivation - truly a masterpiece. I can feel myself getting less virgin-like and more chad-like in real time. The comedy comes naturally, not forced - allowing the plot to progress smoothly and easily. And yes, there IS a plot, an interesting one too at that.
- FahrenHype451Royal Road★★★★★ 5.0I'm a man who hates xianxia by default - 95% grinding, 5% story is usually how that formula goes. This isn't that. This is better. I can only say I like it, and it is worth my time to read it. Perhaps the lesson to be learned here is that we can all, deep down, be the gigachads we were meant to be. Is that 50 words yet? Okay, good.
- OnanMasterRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0Our Gains, Who art in the Gym,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Lifting comes.
Thy Weight be done,
on earth as it is in the Gym.
Give us this day our daily Natty Gains.
And forgive us our Not Spotting,
as we forgive those who don't Spot against us.
And lead us not into Steroids,
but deliver us from Carbs. Amen.
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