Trash Knight: System Recycler: A litRPG Satire that No One Asked For

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Description

MISTAKES WERE MADE

Obi Imsi enjoyed his life as an overpowered paladin tryhard filled to the brim with beautiful women who loved him unconditionally for all the wrong reasons.

Everything was going great until he tried to woo the wrong one and was polymorphed into a literal trash can.

Starting back at level 1, he must find someway to regain his power and hopefully return to his real body.

He soon finds that his new life won't be easy, and he embarks a fantastic fantasy adventure that's so bad, it's good (terrible).

Formerly known as Harem Trash, renamed due to disturbing lack of harem (crow harems don't count).

Once the story is complete, it'll stay up for a few weeks until I take it off to put it on market.

I'll rewrite this eventually

Information

Status: Completed
Year: 2020
Author: Fox Cassia

Royal Road Stats

Rating: 4.2/ 5.0
Followers: 382
Views: 421,458

Chapters(126 total)

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Community Reviews(10)

UlbertRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
This is a meme in written form.
So if you like satire and/or memes, you should at least try it.
And if you don't like either of these, but you started to dislike Isekai because of the typical harem gathering A-hole edgy Protagonist, you should also read this.
10/10 Would trash again!
InslayerRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Literally, no one.
NotanalmondRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
I'm asking for it! This is how you do a satire! I feel like it's transitioning to an honest personal growth story for the chauvinistic mc and I'm excited to keep reading
golem3Royal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
This was a weird but pretty entertaining story. I kind of got lost in it, but the ending wrapped everything up. I am amazed at the author’s creativity. I feel like when this story was developed that it may be didn’t intend to have the degenerate elements be so heavy but I still think it turned out good.
xXSB101XxRoyal Road
★★★★★ 4.5
This might not be a perfect story. But at least I know that in 20 years, I'll still remember this something along the lines of "That one wacky trash can multi dimensional satire". Far more than what I can say about most stories I read.
Thanks for the story, let us know if you make more.
XultanisRoyal Road
★★★★ 4.0
Its Gurren Lagan, but replace Fighting Spirit with Sadism and Masochism. Literally. It's hilarious and over the top and I have no idea why it's so good. The author somehow manages to take a terrible MC and a cringey story and recycle it into something ridiculous and enjoyable.
For the most part the sexual content isn't TOO explicit, but it's certainly enough to slap an 18+ tag.
ShakeelRoyal Road
★★★ 3.0
The Main character is an asshole (that gets established pretty quick) but the story itself is well written with almost no grammar errors and a pretty good style as well.
Don't expect much action past the first 4 chapters as the next couple chapters are mostly about him trying to get back a rudimentary level of autonomy; he is a literal trash can, he starts out about as close to the bottom of the 'things that can move' list as possible.
It's a pretty silly story all things considered.
I'll change my score in another 10 or so chapters time. I've given it a 3 star as I feel that the story is pretty good if you're just looking for a quick read but there isn't enough out yet for a better review of it.
WanderWomanRoyal Road
★★★ 3.0
It was funny, but I stopped at the poop eating chapter: ten. Kinda wish I stopped at chapter nine.
The first five chapters making fun of men writing women and harem silliness was enjoyable. Waking up with a kidney missing and eventually as a trashcan as a consequence for messing with the royal slut was pretty ridiculous and carried me through more predictable stuff. It's written with a convincing voice, which made the grosser action an extra turn off. Thanks a lot for taking me there author.
Silly and gross
AGuyThatLikesToReadRoyal Road
★★★ 3.0
I do need to confess there is something that in all the years of reading various amateur and professional writing that I have developed an extreme dislike of and that is an author mentally masturbating their ego over their writing.
you know the kind where the author blabs about how amazing their chapter headings are, How UNBELIEVABLY incredible a random side character is, about how powerful the hero is going to get. oh, the plans they have the plans the Plans. he's gonna become a mecha trash blah blah blah huge warship so cool. writing side stories that have little to nothing to do with the main plot, which would be good except everyone else is little more than mindless sociopaths while the main who is dense as a rock and a mockery of a particular character type which the author clearly doesn't understand nor has been properly thought through. Which culminates in a story that has a lot of potential but feels clunky and random all the while the author tells you that they didn't have time to really plan and think through after publishing a 15k word side novel that 3/4'ths of their audience doesn't care about in a completely nonsensical place because the author was tickled pink about the idea of Nissan based magic and isekai harem stereotypes.
Which again could be a lot better if the author took the time to think through and focus on what the heck the plot needs to be and how it needs to flow and wtf the characters personalities and skills are. Also to anyone that has had to take the time to consider their own personality and motivations. The character development is trash it makes no sense and literally has no motivation. I can see what the author wants and I can tell you that what's happening here is unrealistic also the constant mockery of machismo and how its done makes me feel like I'm reading something written by a 14 or 15 yo 'nerd' that is above those macho men who must all be gay immature assh*les.
All that said I will probably keep reading the series because
RedPineRoyal Road
★★ 2.0
Decent concept, writing, prose, plot hooks, etc. Not amazing in any specific area, but definitely good enough.
A recurring them/gag is sexual fan DISservice. It's on a pg13 level, but even so, you could say it's turn off for some readers. Literally.
The litrpg/trope subversion/satire doesn't stand out enough to from the stories it parodies to be a proper parody or subversion. So far it's merely more self aware.
The MC is showing signs of maybe someday eventually becoming non evil, but that's going to be a (deliberately) very long ways off if it ever happens at all. So far he isn't technically a murderhobo, but he routinely engages in highly aggressive self defense with extraordinary collateral damage (insert "they're the same picture meme").