The Foster Family Handbook For Monster Assassination

My name is Emma Foster, and I refuse to call myself a Professional Monster Slayer Extraordinaire.

I am a Monster Assassin. That is much cooler to say anyway.

If you are tired of your average 9-to-5? You should count yourself lucky. We do not get paid nearly enough to kick the butt of some ugly and terrifying creatures at all hours of the night.

In this handbook, you will read things that our family has kept secret for a really long time, and we’ve done a good job at it. Right now, though, things are changing, and we need the world to know how we have lived among you and how we have conducted multiple monster-related convert operations that stopped spine chilling ghosts and some murderous shapeshifting troublemakers. You may also get some tips to deal with:

How to identify the difference between a vampire and a very pale hipster.What to do when a werewolf decides your car is a chew toy.How to make sure your monster-slaying gear ismonster-proof(spoiler: it usually is not and it is a good idea to read the terms and conditions).The best way to deal with the days when you stumble into a situation where some cosmic beings have someless-than-encouragingpredictions about your demise.

This book is perfect for those who want to blend adrenaline, humor, and a touch of danger, this guide has everything you need to kick monster tail and live to tell the tale—assuming you do not get eaten first.

Remember: It is not personal. It is just business… and occasionally, a whole lot of screaming.

Grab your silver sword, axe or enchanted frying pan and let us dive in!

(I really enjoyed writing this book, and I hope that anyone who gives it a chance has some fun with the world I've created here. I've done some indie published books, but this my first time in a forum like this. I welcome any comments and feedback good or bad, as long as its respectful so I can prep this book for a published future)