Slow Life: Zombie Apocalypse

I came back to Earth to retire, but what greeted me after coming home?

Zombie.Freaking.Apocalypse!

For real, realer than you actually getting laid!

I just want to watch Marvel and DC movies that I missed out on, probably have some Korean BBQ, travel the world to eat every cuisine out there, and have wild parties with the girls!

Collab with MrBeast?

Why!? Just why now of all times!?

Reminder: This is a Slice of Life story in the middle a Zombie Apocalypse. So if you are expecting an action-packed story, then I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there won't be a lot. Though I think there would a lot of R-18 scenes, no promises!

Updates: M-W-F (Guaranteed 1.5K Words)