Project G00

Self-Published

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Description

Hi! I am G00.

I am a project made by some weirdo.

Some may refer to me as the wobbly thing in the fridge or the slimy thing in the ceiling. Others might tell you about that sticky thing inside your nose. In the end, they called me the Seed of Life, yet didn’t tell me what I was supposed to become.

Furthermore, it just happens that this stage was the most miserable place to reincarnate...

Reincarnate as in…What the hell did I become?!

(Whispers) You are a puddle.

A puddle?

(Whispers) Yes. C’mon little guy, say your lines! You’re live right now!

Welcome to puddle-springs aka the afterlife of a puddle.

CUT!

Eh? Why?! No edition or photoshop needed?!

We’re short on puddle-staff.

The camera is broken, I am broken, and you are broken.

Wait! How can a puddle be broken?

You are not a puddle, you are frozen yogurt.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Additional summary:

Humanity has finally made the second step towards space. Many developments were taking place at the time this happened. All of them accomplished thanks to nanotechnology. Inventions regarding Artificial Intelligence and nanorobotics created the opportunity, a way to terraform planets by sending nanorobots to space. Their orders? Colonizing and preparing the new worlds before humanity's arrival, aka terraforming. Meet G00, a weird agglomeration of nanomachines. A bit stupid, but it's not because he was like that. The little guy... 'He' is really broken. The hardest start of a story is when language is oddly misunderstood, when you know nothing of the place you just arrived; when your companion is a buggy system, and when you have to repair yourself with whatever trash you can scavenge from your surroundings. All of this while you fight your worst enemy: potatoes? What will you do in an unfamiliar circumstance where nothing is what it seems and where you won't even understand the boring ramblings of a confused main character? Well, patience will... probably have a reward?

Additional tags and disclaimers:

Harem: Not included for the moment, depends on characters added, votes by readers, and things that happen on the go.

Magic: Far away chapters maybe... as part of high level or non-understandable things by science.

Slice of life: Probably some parts will include it.

Disclaimer #1: Crazy amount of content about high-tech info-dumps, slow pace, starts with biology and nanotechnology. Might have some weird jokes and puns. Game bugs are also possible.

Disclaimer #2: No puddles were harmed during the making of this story. No character is real, no real puddle was used as part of the cast. Character is stupid at the start on purpose but he will get beta and beta. All written content follows a logical approach no matter how stupid it appears to be, maybe… Because it’s just a raccoon splashing some cotton-candy over a puddle after it was thrown. Yup, a bully raccoon with rabies or so it seems.

Information

Status: Hiatus
Year: 2019
Author: JeanDRacc

Royal Road Stats

Rating: 4.1/ 5.0
Followers: 184
Views: 61,802

Chapters(26 total)

Reviews

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Community Reviews(6)

AlldleRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Welcome to a beautiful story of another slime... I mean... Puddle. There's no slime in this. It's the interaction of the MC and an AI going on in a puddle of
nanobots
The broken AI may be a little annoying with it's quirks but it's the only thing keeping the MC alive. GG Ai.
Though some people may not like it, or get the jokes. That's ok. I don't get them either. It still makes me laugh though. That's what counts... Right?
D.PidgeRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
If you like A.I, tables, worldbuilding, and technology, then you'll probably like this.
Style:
Very fluid writing style, with plenty of pop culture references and humor.
Grammar:
A few typos here and there, but overall it's pretty good on that front.
Story:
Currently 12 chapters long as of this review, but the idea of tech-based puddle building and upgrading its parts to become more advanced is an enjoyable premise.
Character:
A fairly relatable mc and a growing A.I companion.
DanceLikeAFoolRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Mc starts from a very relatable point of view questioning what is going to become of them after a certain life altering event.
Deviates from typical stories by delving into high technology theory crafting with plenty of trial and error, tables, ai waifu training, and cat videos.
If you like worldbuilding focus, dont stomp this puddle.
FortySixtyFourRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Another rating has worn you down - another written say
Will it weigh upon your conscience, or fill you with dismay?
As chapters carve their lessons, must you struggle placing blame?
Was this not what you wanted, wasn't this your aim?
Remember to keep moving forward, perhaps your fortune will mature
We are always watching - and if you must, you will endure.
WitikoRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
This review is written witht he shitposting jokes in mind.
I love the AI tables a lot, I love the jokes, I love the character's intereaction with the environment, I love the detail of the system hes made.
What I am getting at is that there is a lot to love with this story.
Looking forward to reading more!
...
Oh.. and have fun on trending~
hazelnutbrewRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
A solid read so far. I'm not familiar with this genre of literature, but I think this story is a good introduction to these dungeon stories. The prologue is short and snappy while telling an intriguing world building detail I believe is unique and draws you in. But the best part I believe is the narrator who is reincarnated as a sentient mecha slime or something (nanomachines son) and his voice and thought process is so fun to follow. I only am a couple chapters in but you won't regret reading this. It's a fun story that presents its case well and compels you to read on. The best and cutest part I saw was the repetition of Baby Shark being played 90 times or whatever while he was messing with the AIs algorithms. I thought that was super cute and would probably drive someone insane but that made me laugh out loud. Very good, do give it a read. Definitely worth your time.