Pomegranate Blush

Hailed as an innovative new way to make your kids eat their vegetables, this is a tale so inspiring that after reading it, you will stop and take a moment to think about what the heck you're doing with your life. This is a story about lust and betrayal, one man's goal to reunite with his lost love, and to hell with anything that stands in his way. The author would also like to apologize for writing something so shameful.