Patriarch, the Young Master Is a Drug Dealer?! Swipe Right for Enlightenment [Xianxia] [Comedy]

Are you ready to cultivate the dao? Nah, too much work.Chasing immortality and power? Yawn.How about beautiful women and luxury? Hmm... maybe.But money? Now we're talking!

Jason, a small-time drug dealer, finds himself reincarnated in the Sacred Martial World—a realm of mystical wonders and jaw-dropping dangers. Thrust into the struggling Han Clan, his one goal is simple:get rich or die trying. Forget enlightenment and eternal life; this is a story about building the biggest money bag in cultivation history.

What’s in store for you?

A snarky system that loves commentary more than cooperation.Hilarious misunderstandings (expect the unexpected—and then some). An unconventional, overpowered MC with priorities that’ll leave elders speechless. A harem (and all the drama it entails). Face-slapping galore, because Jason doesn’t just aim for wallets—he aims for egos. And shenanigans. Oh, theshenanigans.

This is a slice-of-life comedy at its core, blending action, adventure, and a sprinkle of mystery while staying true to its laugh-out-loud roots. Think of it as a cultivation novel with a side of chaos.

Not sure if it’s for you? Check out the first few chapters and see if Jason’s misadventures resonate—or just make you laugh so hard you spill your tea.

Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday—because Jason’s wallet won’t fill itself!