NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY: The Adventures of The Creeping Bam (BOOK TWO: One Cold Trail)

After their fateful misadventure in the mountainous Norther Reaches ofRUNDAO,a dark new threat to all ofRUNDAOhas been revealed to the mercenary band ofTHE CREEPING BAMand their newest member, half-orc banditSHAYLINE SWIFT-KILL.Returning their hard-won cargo toTHE SILVER ORDERin their city stronghold inBAVAT,they find their well-deserved rest will have to rest – half-elf wizardGAEL FOXTAIL’s father has disappeared while performing an investigation in the coastal city ofUNTERMER,and it’s up to our motley crew to find him.

As a son of Untermer, wily bakaneko thiefART OF SHADOWSis the perfect choice to lead the way, but he has ghosts of his own to face as their investigation brings them into the orbit of theTHIEVES GUILD.But there are daker forces at work here, and as they uncover a dark conspiracy and form an uneasy alliance with a trio of tough sellswords with their own stake in the game, led by dwarven warriorTHELGAEWYNN FROSTFORGE,the Creeping Bam begin to suspect this may be connected to that unfinished business they started back up north …

This is a love letter and homage to the high-fantasy worlds of the tabletop RPGs like Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder and Warhammer and the sword & sorcery cinema and literature I fell in love with as a kid growing up in the 80s, from Robert E. Howard’s Conan the Barbarian (and the awesome Schwarzenegger movie, STILL my favourite fantasy film EVER),The Lord of the RingsandThe Hobbitand Ron Howard and George Lucas’Willow,to the more grown-up and edgy worlds of grimdark masters George RR Martin and (my all-time favourite) Joe Abercrombie, as well as a BIG DOLLOP of Terry Pratchett’s immortalDiscworldseries.

IMPORTANT:This story contains material which some readers may consider to be mature, such as battle violence, some strong language and occasional mild sexual scenes.  If this is not your kind of thing, this story is not for you.

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