My Lord of Sword

Li Guo, the Pervert boy, with only talents for watching movies and eating instant noodles, would address a queen as "Your Majesty," a mature lady as "Your Highness," and when he saw a little girl, he would say, "Come, let Uncle give you a kiss."

But one day, everything changed.

A self-proclaimed sword immortal girl appeared by his side.

With a single "unsheathed," she startled Li Guo to the point of losing his soul.

And in the following days, Li Guo always had a strong, yet ignorant, little tail tagging along behind him.

And there was also that mysteriously divine book of complete Tang poems...

Once again, this is a serious scientific article, so please carry the Encyclopedia Britannica and the Spanish Dictionary with you. It would be even better to buy a set of Discovery DVDs, as it can easily lead to comprehension difficulties otherwise.