Moon Grasping Manual

The page has turned upon the sphere of Jewel, no longer ruled by knights and sorcery, qi and cultivation has taken its place as the new order. The Phoenix Emperor after a billion years of preparation lays siege to the Jade Palace within the Heavenly Plane. Alas despite being the greatest genius to ever live he was still bested in the end, as punishment the Phoenix Emperor was banished to one of the lower worlds to learn humility his power sealed and stuck in the form of a small black pheasant.

A mere week into his new reality the once mighty Feng Mingtian finds himself caught by a young malnourished girl with dirty grey hair using a casually thrown rock.

Long Baiyue: Wooow~ a pheasant, I haven't eaten one of those since mama died.

Feng Mingtian: You dare to dream of eating I your Grampa Ming you must have a deathwish just you wait I'll extinguish your nine familial relations.

Long Baiyue: Ohmygod it talks, you must be a little demonic beast.

Feng Mingtian: Hmph, at least you understand a bit indeed I am a mighty divine phoenix.

Long Baiyue: Great! I hear demonic beasts taste super good and are reallynutritious.

Feng Mingtian: （￣□￣；）

Long Baiyue: (* >ω<)