Magic for Cowards
Self-Published
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Description
In the modern world magic is powerful but only works when no-one is looking. It's shy. It's also pedantic, confusing, and needlessly fussy. A group of middling independent magic security guards with no magical abilities and limited social skills discover magic might be less shy and more dangerous than anyone suspects. Their accidental success thwarting a magical crime draws the attention of mysterious and powerful forces that wildly overestimate them, making them unwitting players in a high stakes power play in which they are going to need more than their usualhalf-arsedlying to survive.
New chapter every Monday!
Information
- Status
- Completed
- Year
- 2024
- Author
- Matt's Brain
Royal Road Stats
- Rating
- 4.8/ 5.0
- Followers
- 11
- Views
- 7,863
Chapters(38 total)
- The Good Boy Magic Security CompanyAug 21, 2025
- Report: Magic is still BSJul 28, 2025
- Baron the Great and Powerful , ApparentlyJul 7, 2025
- Somehow, Things Get WorseJun 30, 2025
- Chew, Don’t SpitJun 23, 2025
- Black Lung PalaceJun 16, 2025
- Everything is Going GreatJun 9, 2025
- On Three, MagicJun 2, 2025
- Upsy-daisyMay 26, 2025
- Polite ApplauseMay 19, 2025
- Fish PillowMay 12, 2025
- Murder Wizards and a Bag of KittensMay 5, 2025
- Super Magic Power VirginApr 28, 2025
- Between a Rock and a Different, Worse, RockApr 21, 2025
- Drowning is BadApr 14, 2025
- A Solid B+ PlanApr 7, 2025
- Cosmic Bit FlipMar 31, 2025
- A Good Operating System, Very StableMar 17, 2025
- The IT DepartmentMar 10, 2025
- Bad People, Good CoffeeMar 2, 2025
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Community Reviews(1)
- cthrnRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0I don't read often, but this series has me hooked! The writing is witty and refreshing - It often reminds me of the kind of humour back home in New Zealand. If you're unfamiliar with Kiwi humour, one might describe it as having equal elements of unhingedness and deadpanness. It's crack up.
The story itself brings a fresh take on 1) magic, and 2) magic in our modern world, which is super interesting and straight up hilarious. The characters are quirky, scruffy, and lovable - You read the choices they make and think "what the actual?" and also can't help but root for them.
It's a delightful series, give it a read!