Kewl Rat Steals All The Money

My name is Kewl Rat.

That's my Real Name.

All I can do all day is steal fat sacks of money.

Human Money is the best to steal - cool to the touch; smells like their hands.

This is my story, very true, where I steal ALL the money with my magic powers.

What? No, this isn't about anyone else. It's just about me: Kewl Rat. It's my story.

There is also missing tag for awesome MC. Need to add it because I'm Kewl Rat.