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Haruto Kisaragi, 22 years old, was once the shining face of Japan’s rising pop idol duo 2HEARTZ—until his passionate on-stage rant about anime waifus got him kicked out of the group and banned from showbiz entirely.

Now a full-time NEET, he spends his days binging magical girl shows and surviving off convenience store ready-meals. But fate has other plans… and those plans involve a very open sewer.

After slipping, falling, and somehow breaking the laws of reality, Haruto crash-lands in a cosmic void where he meets a mysterious childlike figure: a smug, rainbow-eyed trickster god in steampunk gear who just casually says,

“Oops, forgot to close the interdimensional gate. My bad.”When Haruto demands to be sent back, he’s informed the transfer was a one-way ticket—accidental, irreversible, and totally unrefundable. His only options now?

Become a Rock of Wisdom: a literal rock. No movement. No speech. Eternal moss.Or accept the role of Demon Lord—a position that’s been vacant for 100 years because no one wants to deal with the paperwork.In a fit of absurd rage, Haruto screams “Fine, I’ll be your damn Demon Lord!” before he even gets a chance to ask about powers, cheat skills, or magical waifus. The trickster god, blinking in surprise, mutters:

“...Wait, he didn’t pick any skills? Huh. This might actually be interesting.”Dropped unceremoniously into the world of Balveria, Haruto crash-lands—face-first—into a forest, miraculously cushioned by tree branches and sheer dumb luck. With zero abilities, no allies, and a kingdom he didn’t ask for, Haruto must now survive monster attacks, hero rivalries, and fantasy politics… all while trying not to die or work too hard.

Will this fallen idol become the most pathetic—or most unpredictable—Demon Lord in isekai history?