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Work in Progress tbh, just had a thought that seemed funny and maybe it turns out good?

Benjamin had a painfully average life—a boring office job, a fridge full of expired condiments, and an ongoing battle with corporate messaging apps. Then, one day, the universe decided to isekai him the hard way—first with a truck, then with a Spirit Airlines crash landing.

Now, stuck in an afterlife office run by a frustrated, game-addicted deity, Benjamin learns his death was a bureaucratic mix-up. But hey, at least there’s compensation: one free reincarnation, complete with a special perk—and, knowing divine customer service, probably a catch.

As he scrolls through his options—Cultivation? System world? Magic? Dealer’s Choice?—Benjamin starts to suspect the fine print on existence is more complicated than he thought. Between legally binding Words of Power, celestial field inspectors in cosplay, and the looming threat of cosmic lawyers, he’s about to find out that the afterlife is just as bureaucratic as real life.

And worse? He might not even get to read the terms and conditions before he signs.