Evil Dragon on Paper

Self-Published

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Description

Naked.

Hungry.

No longer a dragon.

Well. Crap.

Author of Devil in White(Awakened Aspiration Online) & Evil Dragon on Paper

Advanced Synopsis

Stolen. That is the only way to start this tale.

His life and fabulous wealth had been stolen! A proud dragon, feared and respected by all, torn from his beautiful body and stuffed into the meat of a... what the crap is a Tiefling? That will have to wait. Between the murderous furred creatures with fancy hats, the deadly domicile mimics, and the cows that are more carnivore than herbivore; there is only time to eat, run, and grow stronger.

Do you like dark humor about theft, revenge, and violence?

Do you consider the safety of your main character secondary to continuous comedic pitfalls and bouts of poor luck?

Maybe you just want to see if the clothes eat him?

Information

Status: Hiatus
Year: 2019
Author: DanceLikeAFool

Royal Road Stats

Rating: 4.4/ 5.0
Followers: 505
Views: 163,941

Chapters(56 total)

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Community Reviews(8)

13lack12oseRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Well written but confusing if not read all at once, or at least in biggish chunks.
Our the MC seems to completely ignore the levelling system and just bashes his way through all the problems.
Fun but not everyone's cup of tea.
AgurthaalRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
(Reviewed as of the end of Arc 1 and waiting on Arc 2) I loved this and can not wait for the next Arc, the MC started off a little hard to relate to mainly because of his arrogance and stupidity but as he gains intelligence he becomes much more fun along with the story
Hamo4Royal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
I love it. The comedy is hilarious and I enjoy the plot. The power/magic system has some cliches but also some unique elements to it that work really well and make it stand out from other stories in the genre. Lately it's been updating almost daily which is awsome and I always look forward to it. Definately one of, if not my favourite novel.
JeanDRaccRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Hello there Raccoon in a trashcan here.
This story is nice! No, this story is superb!!! High quality I tell you!
But it is cliche and simple at the same time, yet has that tinge of complexity for people to like. So beware if you dislike gods, chosen, dragons and certain conspiracy's.
Story: I give five because I like how 3 grumpy types of well defined characters mix in the story. And the author does mocking fairly well. As the story includes high level comedy.
It is simple because it is a candidacy trial for a chosen by the gods. In this case Ruth, a previous prideful yet... Special dragon shows us how a dragon feels when being toyed... Would he be toyed all the time? I think this will be a twist... So this has potential.
Grammar and style: Its incredible for flow. Although sentences can be long for some it flowed fairly well to me. Only got some words that made me stop like corn silk to describe a yellow thread If I recall... But it can be used in my opinion, just that for personal reasons I stop to think about those descriptions in some stories. Overall its very good.
Characters: well defined and somehow makes you dewell on them as you want to know what will happen. We only get how they mock or trigger each other easily but there should be more to come.
Summary: read if you like a tinge of fantasy in a enjoyable read. Plot is nice and easily presented/understood. So it is fun and nice.
Thanks!
SchuldraighRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Go in blind, it's a blast
Spoiler: Spoiler
Okay, so stop if you haven't already read the book
The mc is probably the dumbest character in existence. This is not an insult. His blatant stupidity actually makes the novel a lot easier to read. Let me list a few examples why:
Massive leveling system with elaborate paths and incalculable skills? Ignore most because mc don't care and accidentally tells system to do it.
Hate that mc doesn't remember situational super-skill when he's supposed to be smart? Mc is dumb, problem solved.
Plan is too complex for such a dumb character? Mc doesn't plan, just hits things till they die, like a good barbarian.
Magic too op? Yes, yes it is. This is not a problem.
Mc too dumb to magic? Magic based in instinct and natural talent instead of int
The Mc is a rock, but rocks can be fun too
slee202Royal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Standard summoned to a fantasy world to be a piece in a game between gods trope. But, the MC was a dragon and is just a wee bit unhappy that he isn't anymore and his goddess is far more interested in her new toy than some stupid game.
NicebagdadRoyal Road
★★★★ 4.0
Awesome. This book incapsulates a lot of things that I absolutely love, an op character, interesting background worldbuilding and fairly compelling side characters.
Keep up the good work Fool
motthiRoyal Road
★★★ 2.5
I love the premise and I adore Ruth but I am sick of the POV changes.
I loath the goddess that mistakes ignorance for stupidity.
Why do the system messages get their own POV?
I honestly could care less about Heath.
And why do you keep switching to a character that doesn't even get a name?
I was so excited for a dragon living as a tiefling and I love Ruth's POV because it feels rather realistic to me but slowly the story is getting consumed by other characters. Just time skip like a normal person aah