Everyday Necromancing

Self-Published

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Description

“You've got ten years to take over the world,”

…said the travelling salesgod to Bobby. Luckily Bobby was audacious enough to ask for a signing bonus, so he at least has the power to get the job done... Technically.

Armed with a System, his manners, and a possum he ran over on his way home, this will probably be the most destructive midlife crisis earth has seen.

Information

Status: Hiatus
Year: 2025
Author: Skippit

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Rating: 4.2/ 5.0
Followers: 287
Views: 64,555

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Community Reviews(5)

DaishiRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
So let's say you like slice of life. Let's say you enjoy comedic character names with just enough show that there is no need for tell. Now let us sprinkle in carnage, destruction, mutilation and the complete abuse of multiple souls on a regular basis.
What do you get? This novel is exactly that.
Tenebroum fans will enjoy this and I feel it does the job even better. I wish there was more of these that didn't disappoint out become simple power trips. So far he's kept the main character very down to earth regular guy. Maybe s little too accepting of his circumstances but when I ask myself if I met an actual God and was told the same directions and given the same options. Well being a florida man I would of gone for gator over poison opossum.
Grammar, pacing and flow are all wonderful and it is quite a page turner. I have found myself skipping or delaying important tasks just to squeeze in more time to read another chapter.
Side note: I have never seen rats named so well.
Really looking forward to more uniqueness and what the other gangs will be named.
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Nenanreads25Royal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
HELLOOOO I just finished binging Everyday Necromancing and I’m actually mad. Not at the book — no, the book is brilliant. I’m mad because I’ve hit the latest chapter and now I have to WAIT?? What am I supposed to do with myself?? Let it marinate? Touch grass? 😭
Anyway. SkipPit, you genius. I was so sick of necromancer stories where the MC just sniffs a skeleton and BOOM, army of the undead. This one?? Slow-burn, step-by-step growth. Our boy is so painfully normal, and I love him for it. He’s literally just vibing (terrified, confused, occasionally competent) while some god drops “conquer the world in 10 years” on his head like a side quest. Love that.
The grammar is crispy clean, chapters are meaty, and while things move fast, it’s not chaotic-for-chaos-sake… though, real talk, I need a cheat sheet or something for all these names. A lil character index? I’d kiss it. Cause I have this bad habit of forgetting character's names even whilst reading the darn book.
And let me say this loud: if you sneak romance into this story I will cry. I came here for necromancy and vibes, not hand-holding and blushing.
10/10 would sell my soul for the next chapter. 🖤
Also get well soon. I always read your author's note at the beginning of the chapters and i hope youre taking care of yourself. The entirety of your body and consciousness is a national treasure so you're not allowed to fall sick.
PetethemickRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
It's fun, read it.
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mihaiRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Finally an author that understands that digging a 6 foot grave is not a matter of minutes, like a walk in the park.
Also those rat names... had me rolling of my chair, laughing until my belly hurts and had tears in my eye.
One of the best binge reads of this spring.
Blue_eyesRoyal Road
★★★★ 4.0
Honestly, I’m really enjoying the story so far. The setting is super interesting earth over the further in the future after several disasters, making it more reminiscent of cyber punk and a factory planet from Warhammer 40k
The rats are super adorable, and I love their interactions so far looking forward to seeing what the shenanigans they can get up to
The system is pretty interesting so far MC hasn’t really interacted with it much but excited to see what type of cultivation they end up doing their sarcastic remarks from what I assume is regard in their system is nice as well would be nice if we get more insights into the God that gave him his powers at some point not saying it has to be anytime soon but may be a check up every once in a while be cool