Dip$h!ts in Space

This massive ten book series revolves around a crew of idiots trying to survive in space. It's dumb, it's ridiculous, it just gets wilder with every book, and some of the original crew make it to the second generation series (The Heart of Delmar) for a slightly darker and more serious arc of a bunch of idiots surviving on a world they really shouldn't have settled on.

Original stories, episodic chapters, crazy monsters and classic scifi tropes spun into irony and nonsense. This has it all

Laughs, spoof episodes, vulgar jerks being unapologetically themselves, boob jokes. This has that too.

Teenage romance, high school love, real politics...this story has none of those. You're welcome.

And I promise you won't see the season finales twists and turns coming...unless you read this already on Wattpad. And THAT is cheating. Good for you.

(I am going to post episodes bi-weekly. It will post every Monday and Thursday at 12 pm EST, without fail, until the story is complete.)