Detective? Alas, I am Just a Fake

After my untimely death, I discovered that I have been reincarnated as the protagonist of a detective mystery game I had once played,『Violet Guinevere』.

In this game (which the devs clearly took inspiration from the plot of a certain famous book), Violet Guinevere's role is that of a great detective who is invited to a ceremony in the city of Constantinople, and included in the invitation is a ticket for the 「Orient Express」 luxury train departing from Paris. During its journey, the train is stopped by a blockade, a passenger is found dead, and Violet Guinevere naturally agrees to solve the murder and bring the killer to justice.

That's all well and good...but I don't even like mystery games?!

Hell, I only played this stupid game because it was a birthday gift and I didn't want to sell it away immediately!

Huh? A passenger has been murdered?Everybody on board this train is now a suspect?Andyou want me to find who is the murderer?

Sorry, I think you are asking the wrong guy.