Description

There are villains.There are victims.

And then there’s me—the unfortunate soul stuck in the body of a rich young master, surrounded by silk sheets, oneverytraumatized girl with vengeance in her eyes, and a system that says I’ve got a 99.98% chance of a future death.

Literally.

Armed with a shady interface, a migraine, and the overwhelming desirenotto die horribly, I have to dodge revenge plots, redeem this young master legacy, and somehow survive in a world where swords fly, beasts talk, and making eye contact with the wrong girl gets you struck by heavenly lightning.

Simple enough—until I found out his own grandfather wanted him crippled.

And just when I thought I’d survived the worst of it—bam. Exile. Mortal. Rock bottom. Cultivation Error 404.No spirit roots, no support, and a karmic backlog longer than a sect elder’s beard.

The heavens played with Xiao Tian's fate once.And when I run into a certain suspiciously wise old janitor?Let’s just say fate’s got a new player on the board.

I didn’t ask for this. I didn’twantthis.But now that I’ve been handed the cultivation equivalent of a cosmic middle finger?I’m climbing back up. Tooth, nail, and plot armor.

Try and stop me.

Timing:M - W - F( Till entering RS )

What to expect:✅ A very unlucky main character with high survivability and low shame✅ Cultivation shenanigans✅ System nonsense✅ Face-slapping, fast-talking, and plot-twisting✅ Redemption arcs (begrudgingly)✅ Sects, beasts, and scary old men with long beards✅ Surprisingly wise janitors✅ Exactly one traumatized girl and a lot of misunderstandings

What not to expect:❌ A harem❌ Competence at the start❌ Peace and quiet