Cucumber Rocket Ship

This is a collection of some of the greatest rediscovered fables thought lost to history. A waiter struggles to take an order. Two orcs falls in love. An epic quest to travel four miles.

These mediocre but relatable short legends are tales that anyone can relate to.

See what top reviewers (trust us) have to say about this mediocre masterpiece.

"It's ok I guess" - An Important Newspaper

"Well I guess it---" Neil Gaiman (Author of Jaws)

"Sir you literally just glued your book cover over the front of a copy of Steinbeck's East of Eden" - A Certified Organic Book Critic