Couldn’t My Reincarnation have been more Cliche!

The Goddess spoke, but her words were different from what I had imagined.

"I wish you well on your journey, Oh uhhhh one more thing, this might hurt a bit, like a lot; well, good luckkkkkkkkk!"

My final words in that space were: "Stop, shouldn't reincarnation be a bit more Cliche... !!!"