Christopher Tries Not to Die in Another Dimension! (WORKING TITLE)

**Christopher Tries Not to Die in Another Dimension!**

(*Working Title – but hey, it’s accurate.*)

By accident, on purpose, and with minimal dignity.

🧠 ADHD streamer.

📦 Prepper with a spreadsheet complex.

📡 Somehow isekai’d via cursed headset and "experimental streaming platform."

Meet **Christopher Fitzgerald Sorenson**—a snarky, over-prepared underachiever who gets yanked into a game-like world where everything *feels* like a campaign... except death is permanent, the HUD talks back, and his inventory includes more scrap metal and crossbow bolts than common sense.

Now he's stuck with a “Delver” designation he doesn't understand, a Guide that might be trolling him, and a chat full of gremlins who think it's all CGI.

> "If the gods don't kill him, the memes might."

✅ Don’t die.

✅ Figure out what the hell a Delver is.

✅ Survive his chat’s cursed spawn events.

✅ Possibly save the world?

✅ Bring too much toilet paper—just in case.