Big Rick Energy: Number Go Up [RPGLiteraturd] (Completed)

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“Don’t worry. Nothing could possibly go wrong,” said Dick as an enormous Christmas tree fell on him, killing him instantly.

Freshly reincarnated, Dick must face a world where blue boxes define one's worth, and where the only game in town is 'number go up'.

Dick's reaction: What inTarnation!?- -

CONTENT WARNING:This work is a piece of supremely based fiction. Don't get traumatized. If you do get traumatized, double it and give it to the next person.Join us on the discord, where much merriness may happen:https://discord.gg/tPGzvWK6

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  • systems errorRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    This book features the greatest dick u have ever read about, and will ever read about, and i hope your prepared for the journey
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  • DayDreamer_novatwinklerRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Here's a writer, who's bold enough to make a mockery of litRPG.
    I laughed so hard that I almost cried.
    It is a subtle roast comedy. No more spoilers from me, you'll have to read it to know more 😉  Very cleverly written. I was blown away by the references to American lifestyle and culture. The conversation between God and Rick is pure gold.
    I laughed my ass off at almost every line in the story so far. If you want a light and fun read, go for it. It won't disappoint you.
    Okay, just one more spoiler. The author's a character in the story.  The chapters are tiny yet satisfying. You can gobble each one up in one go.
    Do check out the tutorial at the beginning of chapter two. I bet it'll make you chuckle.
    The story is refreshingly different, yet the jokes are very relatable. I haven't seen something like this before. It's genius in my opinion.
    If you do decide to give this a shot, then Congratulations! You've levelled up!
    Name: RR reader
    Number Go Up: 50
    EXP: 90/100
    HP: 75/75
    MP: 10/10
    Stats:
    Brain: 100 — You’re one of the few intelligent beings to stumble upon this story. RR needs people like you.
    Magic: 8 — Your smile is the magic here. You beautiful human, thanks for laughing.
    Skills: 10/10 Able to appreciate this genre of story and give ideas.
  • ExiledParsonsRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    This is easily a novel. It is the pinnacle of parody. It is something you read because you need to laugh. It is a pot of every reference and meme you can think of and it works masterfully. It is honestly the best parody I have read. It is a piece of art.
  • IkArgonRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    This story is brain rot is its most literally sense. Honestly not sure why I'm reading it, but it's tunneled into my brain like an alien parasite, tearing away my attention untill I can think of nothing but how Number Go Up it is. Absolutely no reason why I'm reading this right now instead of any of the other 10,000 stories in my read later.
    I highly recommend this story.
  • Jack0fheartRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Big Rick Energy: Number Go Up is a hilarious satire book that will make you laugh until your sides hurt. The story begins with Dick, a tree farmer, who dies after an enormous Christmas tree falls on him. He wakes up in an empty white space and meets God, who offers him two options. Option A is to reincarnate as a nobody in the middle of nowhere, while Option B is to become a living demigod and take down a demon lord. Of course, Dick chooses Option A, because why not?
    Dick finds himself in a world full of blue boxes, exp points, classes, and "Number Go Up." In this world, numbers determine everything, and the higher your Number Go Up, the more your self-worth. It's like money in any freedom-loving capitalist country. But, unlike our world, this world is medieval, so no TV, no trucks, and no deep-fried chicken.
    The book's humour is superbly done, and the author has created a funny and unique world that readers will love. The characters are quirky, and their interactions are a laugh riot. God is a comic, who even has a big red button that he presses to make the audience laugh. But, Dick thinks it's outdated since sitcom laughter hasn't been in style for over a decade.
    One of the best things about this book is the way it pokes fun at the litRPG culture, where people obsess over ranking up, levelling up, and Numbers Go Brrr. The author does an excellent job of making fun of the antisocial virgins who are obsessed with video games. The book is full of hilarious jabs and witty humour that'll have you in stitches.
    Big Rick Energy: Number Go Up is an excellent satire book that is both funny and clever. The characters are quirky, the world is unique, and the humour is top-notch. If you're looking for a book that will make you laugh out loud, this is the one for you. Just don't call Dick "Rick." 🍆
  • Michael WhitmerRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Big Rick energy is probably one of the stupidest stories I've ever read.  and honestly that is why it is so good.  if you have any passing familiarity with right wing American culture then this book is for you.  the main protagonist is the quintessential politician that somehow rises to the top despite their stupidity.  Just go read you will not be disappointed.
  • N1onEarthRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    this novel is so dumb.
    but it's not bad, in fact, it's great.
    but it's dumb, so, so dumb.
    it is so fucking stupid that it will melt your brain.
    but it's good.... because it's stupid.
    America.
    P.S i once took a dump so big it came halfway up the toilet bowl. you might think this comment has no place in a review, but trust me, it does in this one.
  • BBrowningRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Overall Score: Infinity/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Number Go Up!  Yeeehhhhaaaawwwww!
    What happens when a Middle Class 'Mericahn gets kidnapped by a God who plays console games, eats Cheetohs, and can't be bothered to give a hoot 'bout nothin' or nobody?  Read and find out!
    Spoiler:  You get a Guide with a long ass name that not even an acronym can fix, Skills that are relevant to every day life and for staying alive in a new world, and Loot (But no damn ad blocking software because Malware is Multiversal!) that drops or can be purchased with extremely valuable Buttcoin - high end Southern Crypto on Plumber's Crack
    Style Score: 7.1/5 ⭐️
    This story flows as smooth as Everclear.  It burns like a college stud's crotch on Sunday morning. The rhythm and meter would make Girls 2 Men and Two Pack jealous! Grab you geetar and follow along!  Garth is going to come out of retirement for the 69th time just to sing a song about this!  Ya think I'm kidding?  Troyan (Yeah, that's Garth's real name only friends can use... and momma) and I are buds and he told me so!  That's ⭐️⭐️⭐️'s for me and a 👍's up for proper name dropping.
    Story Score: 365.25/5 ⭐️
    Damn thing is a right tear jerker you want to read every day!  Onion ninja assassins haven't struck this hard since Chapter 22 of Magic Girl Gunslinger.  No, not the sissy Boo Effing Hoo type o' tears!  I'm talking about the type of water works from seein' a naked bute with a 10 point rack!  Ya know, the type you can be proud of nailin'... on your wall!  You get to read about Big Dick slappin' splooges 'round.  Now we're cookin'!  If that ain't enough, you get introduced to Man's Best Friend!  No you damn pervs... not your hand, a Dog!  Jesus H. Christ! Or SGGGMXVIII... Awoooooo!
    Oh, if you do cry cause Brutus gets run over by a damned ole train, that's fine.  It's a manly 'End of Braveheart' moment.  That's 'got a pair' shit right there.  Freeeeeddddddooooom!  God Bless 'Mericah!
    Grammar Score: 3.1415926535897932384626/5 ⭐️ + 5 Southern Twang B
  • Warix VivianaRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Some things don't need to be fancy. It's hilarious. Story features this and that and really I'm just trying to fill the word count because my review doesn't really need 50 words so let me reiterate the previous words I have said previously in the previous period of time.
    It's hilarious, read it lol.
  • lostpikeRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    I keep reading this and it pulls me back to this belief and wonder. What would happen if the average person from Idiocracy got isekaied?? That is what this book is about. Simple and amazing. I just love it.
    It is definitely worth giving a read. Don't take it serious. Just go with the flow and be amazed.