Always be yourself, Unless you can be Batman

The morning after an all night bender with the boys is always an interesting experience, you never quite know where you slept or even who you'll wake up next to.

Or rather "as" in my case.

For some reason I don't think this was what granny was talking about when she mentioned reincarnation, but what do I know? I'm not a buddhist, I'm apparently Batman.

Well, I'm going to be at least. Can 8 year olds lift weights?