A Multiversal Dump Cake

If the cover page isn't sized correctly, and I know I misspelled Multiversal... I don't care.

I need a story for writing practice so this will be it. As a writer with adhd, hopefully including everything that interests me will stop me from trying to write a million stories separately. It will all be original characters, but I'm copying everything from like all popular media I've seen over the years this will include, more or less:

Portal Fantasy, Multiverse Travel, Universe Travel, Time Travel, Time Loops, Aliens, Monsters, Magic, Video Games, Card Games, Alternating POV, Regression, Reincarnation, System Screens, Min-Maxing, Layered Minds, Connected Minds, Telepathic Connections, Nanomachines, Brain Chip, Game Show Reality, Constellations, Hidden World, OP Protagonist (I can't help it), Weak to Strong (Hopefully), Romance (Eventually)