Wealth Mountain [Professionally Edited]

Wealth Mountain is an ancient structure in the far away, uninhabitable northeast. It's taller than any other peak, protected by an unfathomable monster, and apparently filled to the brim with precious goldatinum metal.

Four goblins, all of which have no adventuring experience to their names, nevertheless set off on a quest to enter Wealth Mountain's core.

Coming from an arid desert in the peaceful south, can these four charismatic creatures - a humble chef, an honest-to-a-fault merchant, a near-dead-from-old-age craftsgoblin, and a young thief - survive their treacherous journey into the unknown? Or, will they fail to survive for more than even a few minutes after setting out?