We Stopped Robbing Humans and Started an Orc-Themed Restaurant
Self-Published
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Description
Dive into a world where orcs trade their raiding ways for a life of breakfasts, BLTs, and vanilla lattes! Join Chief Richard, Rose, great orc Bob, and the gang as they navigate a new life, and watch as their culinary creations win hearts (and gold)!
Information
- Status
- Hiatus
- Year
- 2023
- Author
- nosajhpled
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Royal Road Stats
- Rating
- 4.6/ 5.0
- Followers
- 215
- Views
- 52,763
Chapters(41 total)
- Chapter 41Feb 5, 2026
- Chapter 40Nov 10, 2025
- Chapter 39Aug 18, 2025
- Chapter 38Jun 23, 2025
- Chapter 37May 31, 2025
- Chapter 36Mar 25, 2025
- Chapter 35Mar 18, 2025
- Chapter 34Feb 20, 2025
- Chapter 33Feb 3, 2025
- Chapter 32Nov 4, 2024
- Chapter 31Oct 28, 2024
- Chapter 30Sep 12, 2024
- Chapter 29Sep 1, 2024
- Chapter 28Aug 21, 2024
- Chapter 27Jun 29, 2024
- Chapter 26Jun 1, 2024
- Chapter 25May 16, 2024
- Chapter 24Apr 23, 2024
- Chapter 23Apr 8, 2024
- Chapter 22Mar 18, 2024
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Community Reviews(3)
- Sentient_SockRoyal Road★★★★★ 5.0This may only be the first chapter but the amount of promise and potential that it shows is outstanding! Most definitely a great read! Review will update as more is added and I look forward to reading more! And for those who are interested, this seems to be a gratifying mix of food, orcs, and hopefully, amazing comedy. Once again, this is most certainly a great read; Even just to pass the time on a rather boring day.
- GhebRoyal Road★★★★★ 4.5First up, love the orcs, love the outrage and the implied violent tendancies, love the reccuring jokes. Each chapter is a joy to read and every new menu item brings a smile to my face.
If a clever orc can count to twenty without taking their shoes off then a magnificent orc can steal my heart with a sausage sandwich and a delicious sounding organic vanilla latte. I plan on becoming a repeat customer and I hope to see you find a table alongside me. Just don't mess with Doug...or Greg... I hear the way humans bounce is impressive. - RavensaursrexRoyal Road★★★★★ 4.5This is a lovely story. So comfortable and warm...while holding a massively giant weapon of war and making me laugh the entire time.
It's a fantastic comedy, gives me "Wizard People Dear Reader" vibes at times and I mean that with 100% respect and joy. It's a simple story for simple orcs and it plays out wonderfully. It's made me laugh a lot more than many stories I have read and it always leaves me with a smile. There's just something special about watching a bunch of doofuses bumble their way into a new chapter of their lives and in turn make every else a little bit happier as well.
It may be a bit short but it's a very comfy read and a laugh a minute.