Vampire Bomb Squad - A Grand Eye Tale

Information

Status

Completed

Year

2018

Author

The Grand Eye

• CHAPTER FORTY - VAMPIRE BOMB SQUAD
  Sep 15, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE - HOW LEGCRAMP LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB
  Sep 13, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT - RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
  Sep 11, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN - SHEER HEART ATTACK
  Sep 6, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX - THE ILLOGICAL INCONCLUSION
  Sep 5, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE - REUNION
  Sep 2, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR - THE DEATH OF BODACIOUS BARRY
  Sep 1, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE - OUT OF THE PROVERBIAL FRYING PAN
  Aug 31, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO - BODACIOUS BARRY AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE
  Aug 29, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE - NUCLEAR FUSION
  Aug 27, 2018
• CHAPTER THIRTY - BODACIOUS BARRY'S BIG BREAK
  Aug 27, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE - PLANET NOSEBLEED
  Aug 24, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT - BODACIOUS BARRY'S COOL FRIEND
  Aug 19, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN - BIGGER REDDER BUTTONS
  Aug 17, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX - BODACIOUS BARRY AND THE HANDS OF TIME
  Aug 10, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE - THE OMEGA TIMELINE
  Aug 8, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR - BODACIOUS BARRY AND THE SECRET OF ELVENSTEAD
  Aug 7, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE - ALPHA VAMPIRE
  Aug 2, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO - BODACIOUS BARRY FEELS THE HEAT
  Jul 29, 2018
• CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE - GENGHIS KHAN RAIDS AGAIN
  Jul 26, 2018

Reviews

Community Reviews(2)

• bubbleduckRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  Completely broken characters, but broken in a good way - the comical kind, where lemon juice in the eyes is more effective than a cut-off head. It's intentionally disjointed, which is exactly where it shines.
  If you're looking for an organized novel with a plot, look elsewhere. But if you want to read something that forcibly makes you enjoy yourself while reading it, look no further.
• Noah BarfieldRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 4.5

  I would give this story 4 3/4 stars, but it was not written by this timeline's J.K. Rowling, and is thus, impossible.
  Style. The writing style is awesome. It combines elements of VSauce ingenuity, and Welcome to Nightvale levels of weird creativity. I find it incredibly charming, and those who enjoy a bit of comedy with their possible existential dread will also enjoy it.
  Grammar. Good. No mistakes so far.
  Story. The story is pretty straightforward...or is it? I'm still unsure what the general plot is supposed to be. There are vampires who might be wizards that possibly came from Venus. One of them wants to start a nuclear war. It feels a little disjointed, but I believe that's by design. I'm confused in the best way, but still confused.
  Characters. These characters are memorable. I don't understand their weird names, and they occasionally blur together. You can only create so much variety, but there's plenty of variety here. As a general rule: characters are weird, violent,witty and dumb. I approve. I don't relate to any of them, but this isn't that kind of story (so far). They're funny, mildly vexing, and I like them.
  Overall. There are five chapters out at the time of this review. Hopefully as more chapters come out I'll be less confused, and things will be explained. Then I can fully enjoy the plot (which will hopefully get worked out) and comedy. Would recommend for fans of Welcome to Nightvale, or those who like weird, funny things. Not recommended for those with a Vitamin B12 deficiency.
  P.S. I may only be confused because it's the beginning chapters, or I'm dumb, or I need to read more stories by The Grand Eye. It may be intentional. Do not let confusion stop you.