This Is A (Light/Web/Novice)Novel Written In Some Form That Could Make Sense But Doesn't

So I'm not sure where exactly I'm going with this. I'm not sure what I'm doing with this but bare with me. I promise it'll turn out to have some meaningful ending after I write everything I want to write in the day of writing this though not posting any chapters until after this is (hopefully) approved. Again, I'm sure that this'll be worth it but a forewarning for the contents:

It's perhaps, mayhaps, most definitely, inevitably going to turn out bad. And that ain't no rap.