The Unwanted, Unsolicited, and Entirely Unexpected Adventure of a Baker

In times when everyone and their grandmother is obsessed with conquering the mysterious caves and getting the Legendary Treasure, a young boy, whose only goal in life is to make tasty bread, gets dragged – against his will, mind you – on an adventure of a lifetime. Does he want it? Nope. Does he need it? Never. Will he get back home safely? Eeh, even I don’t know!

Me? Oh, don’t mind little green me, I’m just here to tell you the tale of Zeth, the simple boy who was thrown face-first into a not-so-simple mess.