The Untold History of Gold

When Isaac learns that the craziest conspiracy theories about the origins of life on Earth are true, he joins must team up with aliens, super-mutants, and an ancient A.I. to save the world. Evil cosmic entities with powers beyond space and time have cast their hungry eyes on his planet and Isaac must unlock powers within his own brain to stop them and appease his own pathological need to do the right thing!

Action! Adventure! A Weird Bug! Zombie Bears! An Immortal Valkyrie! Plus just tons of blood! An Evil Corporation bent on Earth's destruction! Oh that reminds me that the entire book is available on Amazon too.