The Retarded Adventures of Team X1

In the late 2020s the first event happens; a random person was granted near god like powers. From that spawns’ multiple events, with random people getting random powers that go from near god like to completely bizarre and useless. The global instability created by this is wreaking havoc on the world, so a team is assembled to take these "eventies" on. With global panic and near god like people on the lose who will win, who will prevail.