The PIMP MAMA Show

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Description

In today's modern society, a rule from ancient times still pervades our lives even now:"One who rules over and one who gets ruled."And as an expert, I am a part of the former.Who am i? --I am PIMP MAMA.Tune in each day for possible new sessions. Listen to PIMP MAMA's wisdom. Grow smarter. Live longer. Hang on tight, and don't go insane too quick.Author's note:And don't forget, never go full retard --like PIMP MAMA.Warnings: Strong language in some Sessions, possible 'dark' themes, Stream-of-Counsciousness technique used here; writes all that comes to PIMP MAMA'S mind.Chapters are written in Short Lengths. Grammars may possess terms often used online, such as ""LOL, OMG, Deez nuts"", etc. It's read-able, but will incorporate such elements that require readers to be at least somewhat ""internet-smart."" But if you're not, worry not. PIMP MAMA got your back.

Information

Status: Hiatus
Year: 2016
Author: True_Asura

Royal Road Stats

Rating: 3.5/ 5.0
Followers: 4
Views: 18,972

Chapters(15 total)

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Community Reviews(3)

PentagonRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
I’ll admit the first chapter was confusing and I didn’t exactly get hooked on either. But after reading a couple more chapters, I got addicted. I was enlightened.
Never have I read about a retard so wonderfully crafted and delusional, where each sentence he speaks I can’t follow the f*ck that’s going on. But that’s what makes this so beautiful.
Sometimes in life, I just don’t want to understand anything. I just want to read something and not understand. It’s too stressful sometimes. And this novel, if you could call it that, relieves me.
It relieves me that somewhere out there, there’s always someone who’s more challenged than I am.
Give it a shot. Expect satire. Expect randomness. And remember, don’t take it to the Heart. Most likely, this is merely written for laughs and complete randomness. Critique it based on that area of effectiveness, not so much as its writing style.
As PIMP MAMA once said, when life gives you lemons –just suck on it. Don’t be so serious.
:)
TheMonkeyToucherRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
I used to be a retard until I stumbled upon this book --- no, this gospel. It led me from the path of evil, from the path of destruction and onto the path of righteousness, the path of PIMP MAMA. I studied potatoes and kicked balls, I've been granted small loans of a million dollars to genetically enhance myself to be closer to PIMP MAMA. Praise to PIMP MAMA!
RznRoyal Road
★★ 2.0
This is a collection of strange and mostly nonsensical advice that gets progressively stranger through the chapters. A collection of memes and ideas for success of a mostly dubious nature. It can be a little funny, but it really just don't work for me because many of the jokes are stale and the punch is lacking. That leaves the framing and prose as just fine, but it doesn't take itself seriously enough to be ironically funny or silly enough to embrace it.