the Mowysmierica

Crazy dumb guy becomes a lich, lichery, and other suchery ensues.—Malewicz—I had prepped for this, yes, prepped for the GREATundyingritual. Yes, yes, I had acquired the TOME, the GREATMowysmierica. I had gathered ALL of thesacrificesneeded, yes, for the ritual. I had HAD to kill brother, father, and the rest, but that was a SMALL price topay.For I would become thefirstARCH-ARCH-LICH! Yes, greater than Hesmir, greater than that first...pettyArch-Lich.—???—Malewicz is the young master of the North now, on account of having murdered his brothers and the rest of his family. Though it was, to him, totally justified, however. Of course, it's unlikely anyone is going to recognize his title, as it wasn't exactly asecretivemurdering. Especially unlikely, given he is preparing a dark ritual under the family tombs, according to the old book of necromantic power, the Mowysmierica.

Well, something like that, anyway.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I like it, 5.89/10.5 stars. Best web novel ever. Don't trust me though, as I wrote it.