The Magical Landlord

"What is this place? How did we...""This, my dear, is a land beyond the mortal plane. A safe world where humans, magical creatures, and sentient objects live together in harmony. A paradise for the living, safe of the troubles that await you on your homeworld.""...""And see that house over there? It can be yours for just a sliver of your mana pool! No hidden strings, I swear on my honor."