The Legendary Mr. Spencer

Mr. Spencer.A man of many names...Of many wrinkless...And few hair...(-I'm making up on quality.-)A man somewhat controvensial.A man...A geezer...(-Hey! I heard that fella.-)A retired war veteran fighting in Korea, Vietnam and some say even World War I.(-Oh damn you! I'm not that old...-)A man of many skills and professions who accumulated a fair share of knlowladge through his life long, long life - from building tanks, repairing guns and patching up wounds to solving crosswords, napping and making bubble wraps.(-Mention my words boy. You never know when a bubble wrap can save your life.-)Yes. And a self proclaimed master of survival.(Well boy. I AM HERE AM I NOT?)His life motto is "Be always prepared for the worst and you won't need a blood transfusion"(-True.-)Yes... This is one of HIS stories.(-Amen-)

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I was NOT inspired by the original Mr. Spencer. I just heard that name in a comic sketch and it felt so right for an old man. I didn't even know about it until typing it in the browser.