The Last Stand: The Regressor And The Fool

The apocalypse is here, and it’s so overdone.

Monsters? Check.Burning sky? Check.Random system that gives you powers but also wants your firstborn? Double check.

In the middle of this mess are two guys who couldn’t be more mismatched if they tried:

The Fool: A guy who’s spent his life perfecting the art of doing nothing. His resume includes “professional procrastinator”, “class clown”, “expert nap taker”, etc... Now he’s got to survive an apocalypse that didn’t even give him a heads-up. How rude.

The Regressor: A guy who’s lived through the end of the world more times than he can count. Literally. Because he forgot. Now he’s just a brooding mess with a leather jacket and zero useful advice.

When the fool realizes his classmate is a regressor, he’s like, “Great. I’m stuck with the guy who’s seen it all but remembers none of it. This’ll go well.”

Yet, they will still group up and face trials that test their sanity more than their skills. But as the so-called End demands more blood and the regressor’s memories start to resurface, they realize the real apocalypse might be their inability to agree on where to hide.

Fool:"Let’s hide in the basement!"

Regressor:"Basements are death traps. We should go to the roof."

Fool:"Roofs are for dramatic exits. I’m not dying for aesthetics!"

Anyway, can a lazy dreamer and an amnesiac hero save the world? Probably not. But hey, at least they’ll have a good story to tell—if they survive.________ __Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only.