The Fleshcrafter

"I'm kidnapping you." Said the suspiciously-dressed man with a wild grin on his face. "You're gonna be my student!"

"What?" I said dumbly, hardly believing my eyes.

"I'm kidnapping you." The man repeated, slower this time, tapping his skull-tipped staff to the ground."You've clearly got a nice magical talent there, so-"

"Yes, master! Anything for you, master!" I yelled in delight, saluting him.

The man blinked, confused. Huh. That was easy.

Or, a story in which a reincarnated kid gets 'kidnapped' by a suspicious necromancer, and is more than happy for it.