The Dork Wads Of Death Day

Placeholder-high! an oh-so-wonderful place where childhood self-esteem issues meet death himself! go on a journey marked by incredibly biased and unreliable narration as a handful of characters, from chubby emo anarchists to universal annihilation sympathizers go about their controlled episodic lives! be warned the contents of this life-changing piece of debatable literature are just as insistent and over the top as the synopsis! Enjoy....and find that dam brat janny for me while you're at it why don't ya?!